Boyfriend says the darndest thing

We were watching one of the many episodes of The Office and there was this episode where the characters were at a hip club in New York. There was this girl wearing a gorgeous bare back green dress.

Me: WOW! That dress is gorgeous!! I WANT THAT DRESS!!

Bf: WOW! That girl is pretty! You can have the dress, I’ll have the girl …

SMACK!